All Lyrics and Musical Notations Copyright (c) 2000, 2001 Public Domain Industries, LLC All Rights Reversed ********************** THEME FROM WELCHIE ********************** Welchie: C D Am D G C/G(w/high e open) Am D C C/G Am 002003 D 00203x Welchie Welchie Welchie Welchie Welllll he's a jar of jellllll - y He used to be the graduate student of EVIL PROFESSOR GOAT until he got kicked off of that BOAAAAAT Earlier he used plutonium causing maladies and harm But now he navigates the rooms with his bionic arm . Welchie Welchie ... his research specialty is history of robotics so don't you try to thwart him with your neosymbiotics he's also known as lord of the dance he lives in a world called golem dance romance ************************************** THEME FROM CHILD OF PROFESSOR FISH ************************************** bonus fret for tuning excitement << A >> 006650 055400 << A2 >> 006650 055400 x07677 055400 << B1 >> 033200 C G Dm Am Em 133000 355000 << B2 >> world of improvisation: 033200 Em G Dm Em 133000 355000 Em C G Dm Am Em 133000 355000 ? << A >> Stop the hate! it's a cybernet adventure I got lots to say about this deep down body thirst quencher << B >> he's professor fish he's monochromatic he's undemocratic and quite a dish he's idiosyncratic and asymptomatic so make a wish.... << A >> topologically equivalent to a figure eiiiight... he's every female fish's desire he's their number one date this fish's got it goin' on got it goin' on and that's why we say... << B >> he's professor fish he's monochromatic he's undemocratic and quite a dish he's idiosyncratic and asymptomatic so make a wish.... for professor fish he's homeostatic he's psychosomatic his fins go swish he's diagrammatic he's aristocratic 006650 professor fish..... ********************************** THEME FROM CHILD OF PINK THING ********************************** lo 1 0 0 3 3 2 0 0 3 3 3 4 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 7 7 3 3 2 2 3 3 hi lo 1 2 7 7 5 5 3 3 7 7 3 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 7 7 5 5 3 3 7 6 0 0 7 hi lo 1 3 3 2 2 5 5 2 3 3 3 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 3 3 3 5 5 3 3 6 hi standing in a pink shadow cast by his greater pink mother when will he grow antennae? when will he turn burnt sienna? consumatopia beckons must purchase, snail-commerce feels so empty, but no longer has the depth of soul to understand why when will he grow antennae? when will he turn burnt sienna? she reads about john maynard-keynes when her father is not looking.... ************************ THEME FROM PUNK KIDS ************************ 0220xx 0550xx 0770xx 8700xx C / / Am->Am7 Em / C / / Am->Am7 Em / Dm.... their dad is the inspector and mom's super big punk momma what does he do? what color is his hair? it's blueeeeeee and it's punnnnnnnnnnk they're puuuuuuuuuuuunk kids they do what the man forbids stage too small thus I fall a punk rock function call not merely punk cyberpunk undesirable conversation zero customers but continue to rock on smashin' up schoolkids with their chains in hand who wants to be in a punk rock band? punk kids say "i hate go to school" cyberpunks say "read iloveyou.vbs, fool" they're puuuuuuuuuuuunk kids they do what the man forbids stage too small thus I fall a punk rock function call ******************************* THEME FROM CENTURION CLOWNO ******************************* Em/A: low hi 022030 D++: D with fluttering on high string (6 times) G/D: X32022 D Em/A G C A centurion clowno he's clowny as he can be centurion clowno he's clownier than you and me Em A D++ G like the winds of change he blows away everything bad; he knows the way G/D / / / / he'll stay centurion clowno his looooove cooooonquers all centurion clowno misses rome since its fall ********************** THEME FROM ARTEMIS ********************** | x02030 x02020 | | 070500 070400 | | 0750xx 7500xx 5300xx x30500 | transports herself and her foeee to the land of malignant superego and then she uses some cryogenics to stop numerically bad eugenics she's artemis she's a twelfth century warrior princess artemis she defeated the pink thing and wasn't impressed she travels through time by leaps and bounds artemis's favorite expression iiiis "zounds" with no chalice we can't send you back let me tell you her foremost attack artemis she's a twelfth century warrior princess artemis she defeated the pink thing and wasn't impressed taste my steel rogue! she says with a grin a pure evil blast that she takes on the chin... she resolves the difference between euler and pi 2.7 minus 3.14159 artemis she's a twelfth century warrior princess artemis I have to confess.. psychotheraputic pummel! ******************** THEME FROM ALICE ******************** 0970xx 0750xx x3550x 3550xx 2440xx 7990xx / / 0770xx / / 0CC0xx / / 5400xx / 5500xx 5500x5 55005x Alice... you won't change your mind now will you? Alice... it isn't the same without you... ALICE YOU LIED AND YOU STOLE YOU TOOK CONTROL AND WHERE DO YOU FIND YOURSELF NOW? YOU WOULDN'T ALLOW ANYONE EVERYONE SAID YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD ALICE YOU'RE DANGEROUS YOU'LL RUIN US Alice, did it hurt when we sold the dream? Alice, was there cause for such extreme? Alice! We told you the world was yours and Alice, take hold of the trecharous shores ALICE YOU LIAR YOU CHEAT YOUR PLANE IS ON FIRE THE SOLDIERS RETREAT ALICE YOU RUINED US YOU RUINED US YOU RUINED US ***************** BOG STUBAGGIO ***************** what is bob all about? i am the entire bob community Bob Stubaggio cryptographer and metroid hunter owner of arm laser cannon he mops the floors of congress patrols the seas in search of villany Bob Stubaggio Solicitor Extraordinaire! ************************************** THEME FROM THE EMPEROR OF DJIBOUTI ************************************** His personality changed and scruples rearranged he's got a watermelon head unless it's hair instead his swivel chair so deep launch missles beep beep beep the emperor of djibouti he acts so snoo oo ooty are those pneumatic tubes connecting space station cubes? manifest destiny is overrated keys to the city interrelated need for the approval of others and acceptance by armenian brothers his swivel chair so deep launch missles beep beep beep ****************************** THEME FROM GENOCIDE CANNON ****************************** so you want genocide? just fire me so you want genocide? cannon is me genocide cannon is me ********************* THEME FROM ROBELF ********************* wait 04500x 05500x 0770xx A900xx go 8700xx A900xx 0990xx 0CC0xx bridge 009900 098070 x07007 054030 he's got a brain powered by nintari he's half of a robot and half elf safari but accepted by neither he wanders the globe searching for love and markets controlled but he doesn't need glasses no o oh oh oh. characteristics of robelf are as follows what else about robelf should I know? he's got two duck feet and the mecha-torsoo... but accepted by no one he wanders the globe and searching for love and markets controlled robelf robelf CYBER!!! ******************************* THEME FROM THE FIGHTER KING ******************************* Am C Dm A# G F Em 1020xx 0340xx x3003x he has a castle to protect he castles out of check the fighter king's a killer demanding respect despite his santa beard and lack of a neck heeee's got a stick with sharp blades on its ends heeee defends chivalry and the forest of friends the fighter king's got armor and cylindrical boots he smiles while his daughter trains fresh recruits the treasury is under attack the fighter king knows how to fight back he sharpens his bladestick and puts on his pack slices robelf like listerine slices plaque fighter king you move me your gaze consumes me youuu tell me a story please.... ************************* THEME FROM TEAM CRIME ************************* Random bassline. Am 054055 032033 / / 054055 032033 G / / Am / / x04430 / / x032010 x03030 C 054020 ( plus : xxxx8A xxxx77 xxxx57 xxxx55 ) ( plus : xxxCCx xxxEFx xxxCCx xxxxCx/xxxxDx/xxxxCx/xxxxDx ) G 540055 076077 054055 ( plus : xxxCCx xxxEFx ) join team crime sensuous parking fine it's sublime to join team crime live under water where it's cold and dark and pressurized and never gets old Wheeen you need your surveying done they are accurate mature and fun prices fair and schedules always met meet their theodolite the thinking pet theo the thinking pet he smashes stuff, and you'll regret meeting pay team crime for their work while their theodolite goes berserk here we go agaiiiinnn tell the city councilmenn ******************************** THEME FROM ST THOMAS AQUINAS ******************************** lushly xx0560 xx0550 xx0203 x02020 xx0560 xx0550 xx2003 x02020 (xx0230) x03230 (x32030 054050 0700xx) x07080 007680 st thomas aquinas the name doth stick in my sinus he pioneered scholasticism he engineered the cataclysm st thomas aquinas don't cause a fuss aquinas the saints and angels gather round they stare at him; don't make a sound he dispalys upon the formica His Summa Theologica st thomas aquinas let us all discuss aquinas ********************** PROGRAMMED TO KILL ********************** 3/4 1: x02200 2: Am 3: x02203 ( 1 2 1 3 1 2 ) ( C x32030 / / / ) Em G D xx0233 Am (and 1s and 3s) x32030 022030 x02023 x02013 ... x05507 open Programmed to Kill Fighters of Skill The Sequel To The Sequel To The Thrill Bob and the Inspector's true form battle to deathhhhh the airship rides the kill-storm like macbethhhhh hadokens and science drive power atop the programmed-to-kill tower will evil claim bob's pure heart? will they fight until death do us part? programmed to kill fighters of skill the sequel to the sequel to fulfill obviously his encrypted cyberbrain has functions hard to ascertain will bob's pure-heart determination need cardiopulminary recussitation? hadokens and science drive power atop the programmed-to-kill tower will evil claim bob's pure heart? will they fight until death do us part? programmed to kill fighters of skill the sequel to the sequel to the thrill.... ************************** THEME FROM RED NINJA X ************************** Am x65066 rep x07800 x07900 x07900 x07800 075000 x07800 x07900 x07900 x07800 x07080 x07500 x09700 075000 x07500 x09700 0970000 Red Ninja X Is A Great Ninja You've Got A Friend In Pennsylvania ********************* THEME FROM I.E.M. ********************* 5300xx 3300xx 0300xx 1300xx 1030xx 0350xx x0350x x02500 Am G 133000 Em (Em 03300x Em) It's the E-BUSINESS fair How we got in there was the story of my affair with the e-startup millionaire IEM says kill all mutant ninjas Cyber vampires will infected-syringe-ya Cowboy robot fiends in countless variety Dark mage octopi destroy our society International E-business Machines Eat your tofu and your collard greens International E-business Machines Will blow you to smithereens Watch my robotic expression (It's my brand new profession) if you've got a burning question about lossless image compression IEM says kill all mutant ninjas Cyber vampires will infected-syringe-ya Cowboy robot fiends in countless variety Dark mage octopi destroy our society International E-business Machines Since I was in my late preteens International E-business Machines Will blow you all to smithereens